Your phone answered. 24/7.
AI receptionist that answers calls, takes messages, handles FAQs, and routes urgent calls to you. Works while you're on the tools.
Pricing
* All prices are EUR, ex-VAT.
Fit Check: €500
Deducted from build.
Step 2: Choose your pathManaged — €750/month
Build: €1,700 − €500 Fit Check credit = €1,200
We host it, run it, fix it. Includes AI inference, telephony, monitoring, and our phone number. Month-to-month.
Unmanaged — from €1,200 build only
- Self-deploy: €1,200
- We deploy to your server: €1,800
- Runs on our infrastructure: €1,200 + €150/month
Who this is for
Our AI Voice Receptionist isn't for everyone. It is specifically designed to deliver immense value for:
- Plumbers, electricians, and tradespeople on the tools all day
- Clinics and dental practices with high call volume
- Restaurants taking bookings by phone
- Solicitors missing calls during meetings
- Trades firms with 2–10 vans on the road
- Any business where a missed call is a lost job
What's included
Build & Deployment
We handle the entire setup. We connect APIs, configure the AI model, secure your data, and push the system live.
Training & Documentation
You're not left in the dark. We provide video walkthroughs and a dedicated 1-on-1 training session for your team.
Ongoing Support & Updates
On our Managed tier, we proactively update your system as AI models improve. If something breaks, we fix it—fast.
Security & Monitoring
We monitor the system 24/7 on our secure Irish EU servers, ensuring uptime, strict data privacy, and compliance.
Ready to streamline your business?
Book a free 30-minute callHow it works
1. The Fit Check
We start with a detailed €500 technical audit. We review your current systems, data, and workflows to guarantee the AI can actually do the job. If you proceed, this is deducted from the build price.
2. System Build
Our engineers build the solution securely. We connect the plumbing, train the models, and implement strict guardrails.
3. Shadow Mode Pilot
We deploy the AI internally first. You can see what it *would* do and adjust its behavior before it ever interacts with a real customer or live database.
4. Go Live & Managed Service
We push the system live. Under our Managed plan, we constantly monitor performance, fix bugs, and upgrade the underlying AI models month-to-month.
Common questions
Does it sound like a robot?
No, it uses advanced, ultra-realistic voice synthesis with regional accents available.
Can it handle multiple callers at once?
Yes, it can handle hundreds of concurrent calls without placing anyone on hold.
How does it transfer urgent calls?
If a caller says it's an emergency, it can instantly forward the call to your personal mobile or on-call staff.
Can it take messages?
Yes, it transcribes the message and sends it instantly to you via SMS or email.
What if the caller has a thick accent?
Our systems are trained to understand diverse accents, including strong Irish regional dialects.
Can I choose the voice?
Yes, we offer multiple voices (male, female) and adjust the tone to fit your brand.
Is it complicated to switch my phone number?
No, you just set up a simple call-forwarding rule from your existing business number to the AI number we provide.
Isn't this expensive?
It costs less than a part-time receptionist and works 24/7, 365 days a year without sick days.
Pricing in detail
We believe in absolute transparency. Your journey starts with a €500 Fit Check. If we determine AI is a good fit and you proceed within 30 days, that €500 is entirely deducted from your build cost. All prices are EUR, ex-VAT.
| Deployment Path | Initial Build | Ongoing Cost | What it means |
|---|---|---|---|
| Managed Service (Recommended) | From €1200 (post-deduction) | From €150/mo | We host it, fix it, and update it. Ultimate peace of mind. |
| Self-Deploy | From €1200 | None | We hand over the code and docs. You run it. |
| We Deploy to Your Server | From €1500 | None | We set it up on your AWS/Azure instance. No ongoing support. |
| Our Infrastructure (Unmanaged) | From €1200 | From €75/mo | Hosted by us, but you handle maintenance and updates. |
Note: The Grow Digital Voucher may cover 50% of eligible software integration costs for Irish SMEs. We can help you handle the paperwork.
Why TrenchMonkeyz
Local & Accessible
Based in the Northeast of Ireland, we're real people you can actually call. We don't hide behind tickets or overseas call centers.
Honest Advice
We don't build tech for the sake of it. If an AI solution won't actually save you money or generate revenue, we'll tell you straight away.
Month-to-Month Contracts
No vendor lock-in. If you choose our Managed Service, you can cancel anytime. We believe in earning your business every single month.
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