TrenchMonkeyz
TrenchMonkeyz
HostingWeb DesignDomainsPricingBlogAI
Sign In
Local to the northeast. Irish infrastructure. No jargon. No lock-in.

You didn't start a
business to do admin.

We build simple AI systems that handle the boring work — missed calls, stock counts, invoices, bookings — so you can get back to the work that actually makes money.

Book a free 30-minute callSee what we automate
Cyber Monkey Mascot

99.9%

Uptime SLA

148+

Server Plans

<60s

Deployment Time

24/7

Monitoring
WHAT WE DO

Our Infrastructure & Services

Irish-focused pricing using EU datacenter costs. Enterprise-grade servers and premium web design from trusted providers.

VPS Servers
VPS Servers
From €7.50/mo

High-performance Ryzen VPS

Full root access, snapshots, and 1Gbps connectivity.

VDS Servers
VDS Servers
From €34.40/mo

Virtual Dedicated Power

Dedicated physical CPU cores for guaranteed performance.

Dedicated Servers
Dedicated Servers
From €59.00/mo

Enterprise-grade Bare Metal

Full hardware for advanced clients, developers, and agencies.

GPU Servers
GPU Servers
From €799/mo

AI & ML Compute

NVIDIA L40S, RTX 4090, H100 — inference to LLM training.

Web Hosting
Web Hosting
From €3.76/mo

Shared Hosting Plans

Fast, secure NVMe hosting with optimized control panels.

Web Design
Web Design
Custom Quote

Custom Web Solutions

Premium websites, SaaS platforms & e-commerce — built to perform.

WHY TRENCHMONKEYZ

Built for Performance,
Priced for Ireland

Lightning Fast

NVMe storage & 1Gbps networks across all EU datacenters. Every plan, every tier.

Secure by Default

DDoS protection, secure DNS cluster, automated backups & offsite redundancy.

Scale Without Limits

From shared hosting to GPU clusters. Upgrade seamlessly as your needs grow.

Expert Irish Support

Small team, big expertise. We know our servers inside out and are hands-on.

OUR WORK

Recent Web Design Projects

We don't just host — we build. Premium websites, SaaS platforms & e-commerce solutions.

Aurfest
Aurfest

Festival Platform

ApexFitLab
ApexFitLab

Gym SaaS

TSM3
TSM3

Community Platform

New Service Available

Put Your SEO & Marketing on Autopilot.

Don't just build a website. Build a machine that drives traffic. Our AI Agents write your blog posts, monitor your competitors, and manage your social media 24/7.

Global Meta Tag & Sitemap Generation

Auto-written SEO Blog Posts (4x/mo)

Automated Social Media Scheduling

Live Competitor Tracking

View AI PlansLearn About Web Design

One Partner. Entire Stack.

🧩
One Partner, Entire Stack

For too long, businesses have rented servers from faceless global corporations while hiring disconnected local agencies to build websites. We unify the stack. We write the code, build the solutions, and manage the infrastructure they run on.

🇪🇺
EU Data Sovereignty & GDPR-Aware Infrastructure

We help businesses deploy on European infrastructure with clear data residency and privacy requirements.

⚡
Bare-Metal Performance, Predictable Pricing

From affordable VPS hosting to high-performance GPU infrastructure, we provide clearly specified compute resources and understandable pricing.

🇮🇪
Direct Engineer-Led Irish Support

When an API breaks or a server needs scaling, you can work directly with engineers familiar with your systems.

Frequently Asked Questions

We are a hybrid technology company. We provide premium, EU-based cloud infrastructure (VPS and Dedicated Servers) alongside custom software development, specializing in bespoke AI automation and high-performance web design for Irish businesses.

Our infrastructure is hosted in Tier III, ISO-certified data centers located strictly within the European Union. This ensures minimal latency for Irish users and guarantees full compliance with GDPR data privacy laws.

Yes. We pride ourselves on offering direct, engineer-led support. When you need assistance with a server configuration or a custom AI workflow, you communicate directly with the local experts who built and maintain the systems.

Absolutely. We don't sell off-the-shelf software; we build custom AI workflows tailored to your exact operations. From invoice processing to intelligent customer service chatbots, we engineer solutions to eliminate your specific bottlenecks.

Yes. We believe in earning your business every month through exceptional performance and service. Both our cloud hosting and our managed AI automation services operate on transparent, month-to-month terms without punitive lock-in contracts.

Ready to Deploy?

Spin up your first server in under 60 seconds. No contracts, no surprises.

Deploy Your ServerTalk to Us